Saturday, 17 January 2015

10 Things I couldn't care less about


Slightly negative, but there really are some things I don't care about!

1 | Your fad diet. Please, just go take your lettuce leaf and be miserable somewhere else.

2 | Following the crowd. I ain't got time to let others dictate how I'm going to live my life. You wanna go right? Ok cool, but I wanna go left..

3 | Having immaculate hair and make up 100% of the time. I'm nipping to the shop for 5 minutes.. I'm not putting a full face of make up on, just to come home and take it off again!

4 | Being 'cool'. Yes, I would rather revise for that upcoming Uni exam that's going to make sure I do well, leading to a good degree.. good job.. good wage. So yeah, we'll see who is 'cool' then!

5 | Being in my pyjamas when the postman rings the doorbell with a parcel. It's my day off so I'll laze around for as long as I want, thank you!

6 | How warm you are. More for us students out there.. It's winter and yes we are FREEZING because heating costs a fortune. I've often shown my housemates my breath so no, I don't want to see your snugly, warm fire!

7 | Celebrity gossip. I could think of a million and one things that are more exciting than the name of Lil' Kim's baby or the size of Kim Kardashian's behind. Not gonna lie, I probably don't know half of the 'celebs' out there these days.

8 | Being drunk. Call me a Grandma, but I am really not bothered about going out and getting smashed. I get cold, I resent spending money when I'm going to spend the next day hungover with my head in the toilet, and to be honest, sometimes corrie with my housemates is better.

9 | A thigh gap. Can someone remind me why this is even hot? Stand with your legs 20cm apart - thigh gap sorted. 

10 | Being popular. I would take one friend who I know and love inside out, over one hundred acquaintances any day. Those people are rare to find.



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23 comments

Abi Street said...

Agree with some of these so much haha!! x


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Candice Petersen said...

Great post!! I always find myself wanting to diet but never get around to it , honestly I love junk food lol

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Sam said...

Thank you! :) x

Sam said...

Aw, thank you for visiting my blog too! :) xx

Sam said...

Thank you! x

Melane said...

Haha great post - It is so true! Especially the one with the thigh gap haha

xx Melane || Pure Perspective

Stefanie Meier said...

hahahaha, I loved this post. priceless. x

Stefanie | Casualllyawkward | Bloglovin

Sam said...

Thank you :) x

Sam said...

Thanks ;) xx

Ellie Adams said...

Take your lettuce leaf somewhere else - yes, yes, yes!! Laughed my way through this whole post lovely, loved it! :)


Elle
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Helen said...

Awesome post, I think we all need to be more like you! :)

I have a new outfit post up on the blog, would love to know what you think;

* Electric Sunrise - Fashion and Lifestyle Blog *

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Sam said...

Haha brilliant! Thank you :) xx

Sam said...

Aw thank you! xx

Victoria Nightingale said...

I agree with a lot of these, I much prefer spending quality time with friends then going out drinking.


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Sam said...

Glad I'm not the only one! xx

Lulabel Loves said...

I love you solution to the thigh gap!! I totally agree with you I hate hearing about diets etc!! But I put my hands up, I do like a good drink... xx

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Sam said...

I think that's the one that I can totally understand people liking :) xx

Lisa said...

Haha, hilarious post. Answering the door when I'm a complete mess is definitely something I don't care about. if someone is making an unanticipated call at my house then they can take me as they find me.

Sam said...

yes definitely! xx

Uncia + Tigris said...

Lol I love this! I gave up on being cool along time ago, along with being popular, having a thigh gap, following the crowd, or faddy diets! I'm totally with you on the thigh gap thing, it's moronic!


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Kathryn said...

Great little post! Especially love 2 & 3

Kathryn
nimblenote.blogspot.com

Sam said...

haha thank you for you lovely comment :) x

Sam said...

Thank you! xx

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